Hello, my name is Tha Doc and, like any self-respecting black male, I like big butts…I can’t lie. Honestly, some of you other brothers can’t deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. Anyone who knows me knows that what first attracted me to my fiancée was the size of her ass, just keeping it real. She’s also a mentally and spiritually resplendent woman (love you babe!)…but she still got a big ol’ booty (aaallllllright!! Giggity!!). But this post is not just about praising the gluteus maximuses, booty butt cheeks, beach balls down the back of the pants, bubble butts, and donks of beautiful black women everywhere. Rather, I want to talk about what happens when women go too far.
Believe it or not, as much of an ass man I am, I do agree that there is a point where it is just ridiculous. But what’s even more ridiculous than women with naturally ginormous booties are those with artificially enhanced ginormous booties. Think about it, big butts are in style and everybody wants one. You have traditionally pancake ass females, whose backside is nothing more than upper thigh and lower back, wanting to be hip and trendy by adding a little more pop to their AWOL derrière. Then you have those women who take it a step further by getting booty injections. As seen in exhibit A above.
I honestly believe that this is not at all that much different from women with eating disorders. These women feel as though they’re not beautiful if they don’t have the biggest ass, and that they must do anything that they can so that all eyes are on them. The sad thing is that they don’t realize how ridiculous they look. You see, for those who don’t understand, the key to having a big butt is not just the size of the ass (although, that is a MAJOR contributor), but it’s all about the proportions. A woman needs to have hips to match and support all that meat or she’ll blow her knees out and/or will perpetually be leaning forward to counteract the weight of her ass pulling her back (yes, I know that may not be entirely true, but you get what I’m saying). In fact, there are women risking their health in the name of having a big butt. I say be happy with what you got, if you got a nice size butt…great! If you have a big ol’ booty (that is in proportion to your body size and also genetically yours)…even better! If you have a pancake ass…well…uh, um…bless your heart.
What are your thoughts?